Welcome to my Blog... ok, well, OUR blog - my brudder will be also offering wise words of wisdom as well as my own pearl. So, let's get started.

First, let me explain the rules.

Pony Rules.

1. All horses are Ponies - size is immaterial (unlike for you humans).

2. All horses talk. Humans just don't listen!

3. When we allow you to sit atop us, it is our Gift to you. Appreciate it!

4. When you first meet a horse, you do NOT have to "show us" who's boss. We already know who's boss - WE are!

5. When you do not fall off, it is because we do not LET you fall off!

6. When you fall off, it is because we LET you fall off!

7. If you really want to know the meaning of life, then listen [otherwise get a dog - or better yet, get a cat!]

8. Study great philosophers. They know best. Voltaire said, "If you have no inner balance, you have no right to sit atop the noble Horse and disrupt his".



OK, sit back and learn!